To the tune of "Over There"

Underwear, Underwear
How I itch in my woolen underwear.
How I wish I'd gotten a pair of cotton,
So I wouldn't itch everywhere.

BVDs make me sneeze.
When the breeze from the trees
Hits my knees.
Coming over, I'm coming over,
In my gosh darned, itchy, woolen underwear.

So take care, so take care
Never let your mother
Buy your underwear
'Cause she'll be thinking
That wool's in keeping
For winter, spring and summer wear

Be prepared. Have a care!
When you wash out
Your wooly underwear
Unthinkin', if it was shrinkin'
"Cause too tight undies are
Just too much to bear